The underdog babbyyyyy

Alright, Alright, Alriiiiiighhhht. It’s your favorite Sports Battle Bro here again having to write another blog post because the losers get a week off. And this week you’re all in for a special treat because I took the heavily weighted underdog in college football… Shout out to the Alabama thong/speedo… you know who you are.

This week I will be putting my life on the line for my boys on the unranked Kentucky Wildcats football team to cover the spread of 17.5 points against the long standing, undefeated, #1 ranked school in the country, the Alabama Crimison Tide. If you are a betting person you will know that my chances of winning are very, very, very, low given the current spread is set at 31 points. What this means is Kentucky has to score at least within 17.5 points of Alabama or I will be handed my first L and will be jumping in the lake in a nice speedo. But honestly, I have no doubt in my luck. Once I go 4-0 it will be a pleasure to watch Mr. Stew Jump in the lake in Speedo that says Alabama across his ass. It may be a little loose after he jumps in the freezing cold water on Sunday when it’s raining and snowing… 

- Ders